"I rolled two joints, stuck one behind each ear, had a beer in my hand and was going to a friend's house. I was on the street when a cop stopped me for having a beer in my hand. He reached up behind my ear and went: 'What's this?' I said, 'Oops, that's a joint'. He slapped the cuffs on me and marched me to the police station. I was on probation for six months."