Andy Milonakis weed quotes


"I just gave weed to a homeless man in front of paparazzi, what was I thinking?"

Barack Obama weed quotes

January 21, 2004 - "In terms of legalization of drugs, I think that the war on drugs has been a failure and I think we need to rethink to decriminalize our marijuana laws, but I'm not somebody who believes in legalization of marijuana. What I do believe is we need to rethink how we were operating in the drug wars and I think that currently we're not doing a good job"

Lukas Nelson weed quotes

"It brought a lot of attention to how ridiculous the laws are – you arrest a 78 year old man for having less than 6 ounces...I think it is important we stand together and get these laws changed."

Damian Marley weed quotes

-Reporter: Is smoking marijuana part of your creative process when you're writing songs?
-Damian: "Yeah, more or less, yeah....definitely, I mean...is even part of my process when I'm not writing songs...so you know, it's part of my daily process...Usually I perform before I smoke...ah, sorry, smoke before I perform, you know what I mean...so I smoke before going on stage...and after that"

George Clooney weed quotes


"I used to shoot marijuana. It was really different. It was hard to get it in the syringe."

Julia Roberts weed quotes


"Are we allowed to smoke marijuana in here? I don't really smoke dope. I smoked dope twice. It made me too sleepy."

Eliza Roberts weed quotes

"Eric quit drugs and alcohol in 1995. He has no interest in anything, other than marijuana. He uses marijuana as a medication. He has a prescription. However, a dependency is a dependency and he doesn't want to be dependent on it anymore."

George Melly weed quotes

"I've never been attracted to drug addiction, but in the 1960s I smoked a certain amount of marijuana and still think it should be legalized"

Guillermo Diaz weed quotes

- about his experience on Half Baked: "I did a little bit, but definitely while I was doing that movie, my weed intake was taken to a whole other level. We smoked a lot of marijuana. It was so surreal and fun, because everybody was smoking: the studio people, the producers, the actors. Everybody was cool with it. It was crazy. I remember Tamra Davis was married to Mike D from the Beastie Boys, and my first acting experience was doing this talent show in high school where I played Mike D and that’s what made me want to be an actor. I was like, <Oh shit. I like this>. Then there I was, smoking weed with him and his wife. It was a very surreal moment."

Mary-Louise Parker weed quotes

"I guess if it was going to happen, it would’ve happened when I was younger. But that was never an effective or interesting form of rebellion for me. Because everybody did it. Marijuana was just a social thing. It wasn’t dangerous or frowned upon. If I’d been popular in high school, I’m sure I would have wanted to do it. But I wasn’t."

David Mitchell weed quotes

"I smoked cannabis a few times at university. I treasure the idea that anyone is scandalized by that. They've got a life-full of shocks coming if they are, because I am a very timorous, conventional, largely law-abiding man and, if I've smoked marijuana, then almost everyone else of my generation must have done if they've got a mouth."

Danny Glover weed quotes

"We're here to do something historic. Around the issue of social justice, I go to a great number of incarceration houses where I see men and women incarcerated for a small amount of marijuana. Their lives are being changed and impacted, it's been catastrophic"

Abraham Lincoln weed quotes


"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica."

Larry Flint weed quotes

 "Look...You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to realize that cannabis is less harmful than alcohol – if indeed it’s even harmful at all.”

Sarah Palin weed quotes

     "I think we need to prioritize our law enforcement efforts, and if somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other problems that we have in society.
      If we're talking about pot, I'm not for the legalization of pot. I think that would just encourage especially our young people to think that it was OK to just go ahead and use it."

Jamiroquai weed quotes


"Legalize cannabis? Why? As far as I'm concerned, it's already fucking legal, so what's the point?"

Rick Ross weed quotes


"Do You Smoke Marijuana?  I Do!"

Elton John weed quotes

"The first thing the doctor said to me, <You smoke a lot of dope, don't you?> I gasped and said, <How do you know?> The doctor said, <I can tell by the way you're talking>. If you're a singer, the worse thing you can do is smoke dope."

Michael Madsen weed quotes

talking about shooting <Thelma & Louise>: "Brad and I would stand around in the morning and get stoned out of our minds waiting for the van to come take us to the set."

Kevin O’Grady weed quotes

- extracted from "The Marijuana Song"




 "Down in Australia
Had to change the rules
All the kids were gettin' busted
Smokin' drugs in schools

We couldn't have our young politicians
Growing up with drug convictions
Cool, just change the rules..."

Duke Ellington weed quotes


"Jazz was born on whiskey, raised on marijuana and will die on heroin"

Oliver Hudson weed quotes

"The Pointer Sisters were sitting behind us smoking like tons of weed. I was 12 or 13 and the smell kind of came and I was like: <I know that... I don't know where, but I know that smell...>"

Bill Murray weed quotes

as Karl in "Caddyshack" - "This is s hybrid. This is a cross between Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sinsimilla. The amazing thing about this stuff is you can play holes on it in the afternoon, take it home, and just get stoned to the bejeezus at night on this stuff. I've got pounds of this stuff."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt weed quotes

"When I was in high school I loved smoking weed. I loved it. But I cut myself to once a month. That was my rule. And so as the first of the month came closer, my friends would be like <All right, what’s the plan this weekend?> And actually it’s really cool - when you do it that infrequently, you can really trip"

Eric Roberts weed quotes


"I'd like to move out of the weed garden & into a place where things can blossom & grow. The people @ #CelebRehab have been fantastic 1 & all"

Tim Blake Nelson weed quotes

"On set, that's long days. Getting high would not be good. I’m not a big pot smoker. I like it and perhaps would smoke it frequently if I weren’t worried about brain damage. I have nothing against it and I’ve loved it when I’ve done it. I think what’s great about pot is that it’s probably the most benign drug of any out there."

Eminem weed quotes


"Never take Ecstasy, beer, Bacardi, weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet HB, Xanax and Valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night"

Dr. Mark Porter weed quotes

"In our culture we think we're not having a good time unless we're legless. If I could legalize one, tobacco, alcohol or soft drugs, it would be cannabis. There's no doubt it is associated with long-term effects on the brain, but I find it hard to believe cannabis is more dangerous for personal health than alcohol or smoking."

Chico Marx weed quotes

"We used to wear a little bag around our neck, called a Grouch bag. In this bag we would keep our pennies, some marbles, a couple of pieces of candy, a little marijuana, whatever we could get...because, you know, we were studying to be musicians. So that's where Groucho got his name."

Morgan Freeman weed quotes


In an interview for the British newspaper The Guardian, the actor called weed “God’s own weed” or "burning bush"

Sean Paul weed quotes

"I've been to Amsterdam, and wherever they get their weed from, that's very good weed. Of the whole entire United States, I've had great weed in Miami and in New York City, but that place called Humboldt County is a blessed place. Yeah, they are really treatin' the weed good and the whole concept of growing it... you know, what you put in is what you're gonna get out. Also, the climate is very great over there. I've experienced great amounts of great Sensimilla in Humboldt."

Ann Landers weed quotes

"I have long believed that the laws regarding marijuana are too harsh. Those who keep pot for their own personal use should not be treated as criminals. Thirty years in prison makes no sense whatsoever. I'm with you."

James Franco weed quotes

"The first time I was 13-14, it was in the 8th grade, I think we smoked it out of an apple in my friend's back yard and then went to an 8th grade dance and had a pretty good time"

Rob Thomas weed quotes

"I’m not a save-the-world kind of guy. I didn’t start smoking pot till I was 18. But I used to do so many drugs that the fact that I smoke pot seems so tame now. I’m not doing coke, I’m not doing acid, I’m not out there flirting. I kind of narrowed it down to getting drunk every now and then and smoking pot."

Ziggy Marley weed quotes

“We need to enlighten people about the multiple uses the plant has beyond its recreational, spiritual and medicinal uses. This plant in both its forms, hemp and marijuana, is a gift from nature to us. It has medicinal value, environmental value, nutritional value, as well as energy value. The seeds of the plant could cheaply provide nutrition for malnourished children all over the world. We should free the plant in all aspects of its uses.”

Matt Damon weed quotes

"The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and step-father. They were like, <If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.>"

Kevin Smith weed quotes

"One of the most talented people I worked with in my life was Seth Rogen. I got so much from him. He re-energized me in a weird way. I became a stoner because of Seth Rogen.  I went up to him and was like, <How about we go to the editing room tonight, watch some cut footage, and maybe share a joint?> He goes, <Finally!> And it was awesome. We sat back, watched some footage and sat there smoking. And I loved who I was. I loved how the inhibition dropped away and I loved just being honest. That dude gave me the greatest gift I've had in the last five years. The moment I start smoking, I start working... That way, no one could ever take it away from you. No one could ever say, <You fat, lazy piece of sh*t stoner!"

Jason Mraz weed quotes

"Everybody I know smokes pot for every possible kind of purpose. I think pot laws are ridiculous. They don'tt exist in our world. It's only a matter of time before our generation of politicians will be working the system for us."

Salvador Dali weed quotes


"Everyone should eat hashish, but once"

Escohotado Antonio Espinosa weed quotes(among top 70 philosophs of the 20th century)

"The not banned substance is regulated, such as ethyl alcohol. Now, when it is prohibited, cases are generated as the period of Prohibition in the U.S., prompting the circulation of methyl alcohol, causing thousands of deaths and cases of blindness. The difference is not that a substance is or is not accessible. A banned substance like marijuana or hashish never ceases to be accessible for the majority of consumers"

Dexter Romweber weed quotes

"Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot."

Terry Gilliam weed quotes

- about Heath Ledger's death:

"They tried so hard to pin him, but they couldn't because Heath was as clean as you could be. We know about the pills. But he had stopped smoking. Marijuana was no longer in his life, which he had enjoyed a bit. He wasn't drinking. Nothing. This was a body that had cleansed itself for over a year of anything."

Donovan Leitch weed quotes

"Why was I busted? Tens of thousands of guys were rolling joints that night. Why me? Because I was an example to youth. The authorities though they could stop this revolution called the sixties by picking off the main singer/songwriters. The poets were always at the forefront."

Jon Tepper (Throwback) weed quotes


"Asking me why I smoke weed is like asking me why I rap"

Alanis Moressette weed quotes

"I'm all about moderation – as best I can be. As an artist, there's a sweet jump-starting quality to it for me. I've often felt telepathic and receptive to inexplicable messages my whole life. I can stave those off when I'm not high"

Craig David weed quotes

"We were going to a club and my friends were all smoking marijuana and they wanted to keep the windows up because they didn't want the police to stop the car. I was getting smashed in there. I wound down the window so that I could speak to someone, and they were like, <Craig, you're smoking weed!>"

Mike Tyson weed quotes

- about smoking weed with Tupac : "He always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did. That's my biggest regret."

Mary-Louise Parker weed quotes

"I’m not saying pot is a bad thing. I know plenty of people who should be smoking pot. I’m just not one of those people. I don’t think it would be the best drug for me. What am I going to do, start doing drugs at my age? It’s a little late. I’m a mother of two. It’s probably not the best idea for me to start getting into it now."

Bob Denver weed quotes


"I like to take a puff or two before going on the air. I still get stage fright when I have to perform. A little grass gets rid of the problem."

Amy Poehler weed quotes

"We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, <Here's how we want to be introduced> They'd be like, <Great> And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, <Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!>".