Barbra Streisand weed quotes

"I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to the band, you know. I was great, it relieved all my tensions. And I ended up with the greatest supply of grass ever. Other acts up and down the Strip heard about what I was doing - Little Anthony and the Imperials, people like that - and started sending me the best dope in the world. I never ran out."

Bruce Willis weed quotes

"I rolled two joints, stuck one behind each ear, had a beer in my hand and was going to a friend's house. I was on the street when a cop stopped me for having a beer in my hand. He reached up behind my ear and went: 'What's this?' I said, 'Oops, that's a joint'. He slapped the cuffs on me and marched me to the police station. I was on probation for six months."

Jimmy Fallon weed quotes

"Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare <Thank you?>"

Dizzy Gillespie weed quotes

"When I came to New York in 1937 I didn't drink nor smoke marijuana. <You gotta be a square muthafucka'!> Charlie Shavers said and turned me on to smoking pot. Now, certainly, we were not the only ones. Some of the older musicians had been smoking reefers for 40 and 50 years. Jazz musicians, the old ones and the young ones, almost all of them that I knew smoked pot, but I wouldn't call that drug abuse"

Bill Bailey weed quotes

"Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it"

Busta Rhymes weed quotes

During his Big Bang promotion tour concert in Esch Alzette/Luxembourg: "We need some weed. Anybody got some for sale out there ?"

Justin Timberlake weed quotes

"It would cut the crime rate in half. All the stoners I know are too paranoid to do anything stupid"

Robert Altman weed quotes

"I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now. I say that to everybody, because marijuana should be legalized. It's ridiculous that it isn't. If at the end of the day I feel like smoking a joint I do it. It changes the perception of what I've been through all day."

Nelly weed quotes

extracted from "Wrap Sumden":

"You see Biggie be like what's beef?
Me I'm like what's weed?
Weed is actually a medicine for me, you know.
Every 4 hours like a prescription I smoke"

Solange Knowles weed quotes

"I don’t even smoke weed that often but I’m finding that I can’t remember things. Gotta be something else"

Howard Marks weed quotes

"I am sure we were meant to take drugs because otherwise we wouldn't get stoned. I mean the fact there are all these receptors in the brain all ready to react to these things coming in would suggest some kind of semiotic relationship between animals and drugs that's being going on for several million years."

Afroman weed quotes

"I messed up my entire life because I got high, I lost my kids and wife because I got high. I just tell the people who do it not to do it when you have a lot of important things to do. That should be your playtime, it's a luxury"

Philip Anselmo weed quotes

"I smoke pot, man. Matter of fact, since my back surgery I have severe nerve damage down my left leg, and I find that marijuana actually helps that very much. I'm not saying it's completely medicinal, but it doesn't hurt that it fucking helps!"

Lily Allen weed quotes

"Between the ages of 16 and 19 is such a blur. I couldn’t do a day without smoking a eighth of weed. I was fucked"

Matthew McConaughey weed quotes

"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"

Tom Ammiano weed quotes

"With the state in the midst of an historic economic crisis, the move towards regulating and taxing marijuana is simply common sense.  This legislation would generate much needed revenue for the state, restrict access to only those over 21, end the environmental damage to our public lands from illicit crops, and improve public safety by redirecting law enforcement efforts to more serious crimes. California has the opportunity to be the first state in the nation to enact a smart, responsible public policy for the control and regulation of marijuana" 

John Sinclair weed quotes

"Marijuana, or weed, or grass, or reefer, or whatever you want to call it, gets people high, and they love it for that. They love it because it makes them feel good, like no other substance known to man, and in doing this it has no adverse effects whatsoever: it causes no hangovers, it doesn’t deaden (but rather it heightens) the senses, it is not toxic or poisonous, it is not addictive in any physical term, it’s easily ingested, easily and quickly assimilated into the bloodstream, easily and quickly taken in by the brain and transformed into a euphoric force which quickly informs the whole body of the smoker. In fact, the only thing wrong with it is that its effects don’t last long enough - every few hours you have to recharge yourself with a few more tokes on that good weed, in order to maintain that nice high."

Jack Black weed quotes

 "No, I haven’t really been smoking since I had my babies. It’s basically limited to celebratory J's on special occasions. I did smoke the other day before a meeting, and it was a big mistake. I’m a lightweight, and if I smoke really powerful weed, I get paranoid and nonverbal."

Norman Mailer weed quotes

"One's condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one's being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness; the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others"

Missy Elliot weed quotes

"What's up everyone? Sorry if I sound kind of weird, but I just had a Jamaican brownie; some of you might know what I'm talking about. All my life I never had one. When I was 15, I would have said I would never have tried weed. So you know never say never."

Donald Sutherland weed quotes

"I had come from a different kind of tradition. I didn't even know what smoking dope was. I literally didn't know what the smell was. I thought it was smoke effects for the movie"

Prince Frederic von Anhalt weed quotes

"I will stay at home and promote California products. We have the best avocados, oranges, wine, weather, beaches and marijuana"

Jade Jagger weed quotes

 "I'm a very pro-choice pot smoker and I wouldn't dream of telling my children that I didn't smoke pot."

Sebastian Bach weed quotes

"Fuck you, cops, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots!" When police asked him if he understands why is he arrested, Bach replied: "Yeah, because I like to smoke a lot of weed."

John Akurangi weed quotes

"Well, for a start you can see I don't do that, there are none here. I smoke marijuana – that is as much as I do"

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar weed quotes

...after being arrested on the 19th of July 2000 for driving under the influence of marijuana - "I use it to control the nausea which comes with the headaches"

Pamela Anderson weed quotes

"I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor, farm Hemp etc; this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run - we should be able to farm Hemp in America, it's just silly, it would create jobs and be good for environment"

Gabriel Byrne weed quotes

"I went through a period of drinking, doing drugs, when I thought that was the answer to everything. I never snorted cocaine or took heroin but I smoked marijuana and it gave me a perception, which I thought was real, true. But now I realize you can get to that heightened state of consciousness without drugs"

Anna Faris weed quotes

"I’ve got my bong award on my fireplace.  It’s the only award I’ve ever won.  I’m so proud. It does work. I can celebrate myself while enjoying myself"

Aceyalone weed quotes (Eddie Hayes)

 "We need fully flowering buds, about half a kilo of weed, a kilo of the nicest Moroccan hashish, some different kinds of smokables, seeds, rolling papers, bongs, pipes. Oh...and some nice girls along his side."

Matthew Broderick weed quotes

"In real life? Well, I'll tell you I went to a private, very hippie like high school in New York City, right on Central Park West. We spent a lot of time in the park. That makes things pretty clear, doesn't it?

James Alexandrou weed quotes

"It is the most widely used illegal drug and it is also the most misunderstood. I think I learned a lot by doing this program, because before I did it, I pretty much thought weed was harmless. I thought as long as you weren't an idiot, as long as you didn't have an addictive personality, you could if you wanted to smoke it and put it down. My view on that has changed ever so slightly since making the program"

Ronnie Lee Smith weed quotes

"I remember having my marijuana taken and thrown in the creek by a friendly policeman who shall remain nameless. I wasn't arrested and turned into a criminal for it."

Danny DeVito weed quotes

"I'm hoping we legalize marijuana, put a tax on gasoline and we keep taxing cigarettes. And I'm hoping we can bring clean energy jobs to the state"

Zach Braff weed quotes

extracted from The Making of Garden State: "That's not real weed. That's movie weed"

George Carlin weed quotes

"I'm not a big drug user anymore, but I have always a joint somewhere near me"

Angelina Jolie weed quotes

"I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything, but the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that"

Christina Aguilera weed quotes

"...But I'm not a smoker. I'm way more of a drinker than I am a smoker. I'm talking about, you know...cannabis. Being high, it's not the best feeling for me. But all my boyfriends happen to be. So I can take it around me, I just don't participate, for the most part"

Lily Allen weed quotes

-extracted from "Alfie":

"Ooooo deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see"

Olumide Bakare weed quotes

"I have been smoking Marijuana since I was 15 years old, through my secondary school days and the university, even 'till I joined NTA and became a television star. I had some friends who were military guys, then, cocaine was the game of the boys. Let me just confess to you that, what drove me into smoking hemp and other things was because I couldn't help it, coupled with the fame I have achieved then"

Michael Buble weed quotes

"I grew up in Vancouver, which has the best weed in the world and good alcohol. You can score just walking down the street, so I did. I've never done cocaine or heroin or anything stronger. But I don't see anything wrong with relaxing with a joint"

Michelle Phillips weed quotes

"Marijuana should definitely be legalized. I think we should let everyone smoke it without fear of being thrown in jail. It's the greatest drug in the world!"

Elena Basescu weed quotes

After being hardly criticized for her pro-weed declarations, she made new statements dismissing her previous comments. This time, the Romanian president's daughter said that: "cannabis should not be legalized in our country, no matter if it's considered a soft drug or not and no matter if it leads to addiction or not".

Matt Lauer weed quotes

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are"

Britney Spears weed quotes

- After a show in Vancouver - "Drive safe, don't smoke weed, and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!"

Chrissie Hynde weed quotes

 
"We do endorse the use of the herb for medical and other reasons. And I can tell you at 46 that marijuana is the key to longevity."

Roseanne weed quotes

"I had stopped smoking the <herb of the Goddess> that had forever kept me balanced enough to become successful and rich, in order to support my husband's <sobriety> and that led to massive bipolar troubles that were all capped off with tons of psychiatrists and psychiatric drugs, none of which helped with my problems at all and, in face, made them even worse."

Zach Galifianakis weed quotes

"I smoke so much pot sometimes I forget to smoke it"

Toby Keith weed quotes

- extracted from I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again :

"I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again"

Avril Lavigne weed quotes

-extracted from Too Much To Ask :

"Its the first time I ever felt this lonely
I wish someone could cure this pain
Its funny when you think its gonna work out
Til you chose weed over me, you're so lame
I thought you were cool until the point
But up until the point you didnt call me
When you said you would
I finally figured out youre all the same
Always coming up with some kind of story"